It took me 4 tries to get my license, for a very silly reason. Rolling Stops. Each time I took the test I failed to completely stop at the stop sign, I was young and nervous. Finally on the fourth try, I stopped and sat there for a few minutes, made the instructor laugh and he finally passed me. Here are some cute ways to fail a test:

1. Ask the instructor if he wants to race you after you pass the test
2. Ply your own mix tape really loudly during the test, heavy metal works best for this!
3. Spin the tires and rev up the vehicle and honk madly if any kids wave at you from the back of a bus.
4. Slow down and yell at anyone attractive, honking and waving
5. Tell the instructor that you are only driving this slow to pass, that you really drive at least 40 over the speed limit
6. Ask the instructor if they have ever had a car test in a talking car like KITT in knight rider
7. When asked to turn left, turn right instead, when asked why say, “you mean my left”
8. When asked if you can touch the pedals reach down with your hands and say yes.
9. Ask the instructor to duck down so none of your friends see you with them
10. Ask if it is possible to travel back in time in any delorean, or if you had to make adjustments, also if you would need a special license for time travel

Follow those rules and you will fail in no time!

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