Christmas time is a time of giving and receiving. And it is a time of bold lies by a lot of people, afterall, we all should know by now that even if you HATE the gift you show appreciation and not let them know you hate it. Here are some phrases you may have heard at Christmas and what the could mean!

1. “It is so beautiful!” = What will I do with this crap?!?
2. “You shouldn’t have?!” = I bet you shouldn’t have, what is this thing anyway?!
3. “This is so neat!” = Not!
4. “This is exactly what I wanted!” = I bought it a day ago, I hope I can return it!
5. “I so love the colors!” = Wow blue and pink socks… I will re-gift next year!
6. “The smell is so yummy!” = Smells like armpit!
7. “I can’t wait to play with it!” = It should only take a second to destroy!
8. “This is the perfect thing!” = For my cat to pee on!
9. “I hope it fits!” = This is not gonna fit!
10. “Wow honey, how did you ever guess?” = Just another reason to divorce you!

All in fun, I am sure everyone really did love their gift!

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