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We just watched this movie this weekend, it was so cute! Not as funny as super troopers, but close! Found this over at the Bloggeries forum, posted by my favorite guy online, Rob!

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‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

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Frazzled Frances Wyndham believes the father of her unborn child is sitting behind a computer 1,500 miles away — where he got her pregnant during an online sex chat!

“His words were so convincing it felt like we were actually having sex,” Frances claims. “I could hear bells ringing and fireworks going off. My body reacted accordingly, and I became pregnant with his child. I know it sounds hard to believe, but I haven’t had sex with anyone else in over two years. So who else could it be?”

Clarence Kudrow, the man she says impregnated her, is flabbergasted by Frances’ charges — especially since she’s threatening to file a paternity suit. “I haven’t been anywhere near Colorado in my life,” said the 27 year old technician from Buffalo, N.Y. Incredibly, Dr. John Swall, a leading expert in unusual pregnancies, says Francis Wyndham may be right.

“If she had sex two years ago, there is a 5-million- to-one chance that some of the sperm survived but became dormant. Her high state of sexual excitement during the computer session could have helped revive what we call ’sleeping sperm,’ that resulted in pregnancy. But to say Mr. Kudrow is the father is ridiculous.”

There are only 18 known cases of ’sleeping sperm’ pregnancy over a 25 year period in the United States. One Ohio widow got pregnant with her husband’s baby nearly 38 months after they had sex for the last time before he died.

Frances, a 26 year-old store clerk, met Clarence in an Internet chat room for singles. They later began having intimate conversations with each other over their computers.

“It’s the only explanation for my pregnancy,” Frances said.

We’ll find out for sure when Clarence has to take a blood test.

Story By Lynda Oakley, Colorado Springs, Colo. via the internet. I dont know if this is even remotely true or not, but it sure is funny, and a little creepy- ’sleeping sperm’? Eww! So what do you think, is this a true story or just a kind of old wives tale giving worry to online relations?

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A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

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101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don’t die throughout the movie.

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Now this is a great gift idea. Working like a real nuke machine, you flip the three switches in order, then flip back the plastic cover and hit the red button, getting a loud explosive sound effect. While also functioning as a four port USP hub it is both cool and functional! Keeping this bad boy on your desk will assure that no one messes with you! You can get the Doomsday Device at ThinkGeek.com.

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How unbelievably cool is this? I want to get the one that grows strawberries and salad leaves. I don’t use herbs all that much but I think I would if they were so within reach!

The AeroGarden is the world’s first indoor smart garden - It’s so easy to use that anyone, with or without gardening experience can grow lush, beautiful gardens right in their homes. The computerized AeroGarden tells you to add water and nutrients. The micro-processor automatically adjusts nutrient delivery and water flow, and even turns grow lights on and off to simulate the sun.

I see them on late night informercials for more than at the site above, the only difference is that the commercials let you make several payments on it so it is not one big up front cost. I my get to convince my hubby to get me one with the tax refund money!

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Pictures courtesy of Tim’s blogfest. Thought this was great, and so sadly true. What stage are you in?

So all you men can see, your not the only ones, it is natural for a woman to dominate you eventually!

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The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; ‘7′ was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and ‘UP’ for the direction of the bubbles.

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For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works.

Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

• You make the bed…..+1
• You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows…..0
• You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets…..-1
• You leave the toilet seat up…..-5
• You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty…..0
• When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex…..-1
• When the Kleenex runs out you use the nex t bathroom…. ; -2
• You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings…..+5
• In the snow …..+8
• But return with beer…..-5
• And no liners…..-25
• You check out a suspicious noise at night…..0
• You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing…..0
• You check out a suspicious noise and it is something…..+5
• You pummel it with a six iron…..+10
• It’s her cat…..-40

AT THE PARTY

• You stay by her side the entire party…..0
• You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old drinking buddy…..-2
• Named Tiffany…..-4
• Tiffany is a dancer…..-10
• With breast implants…..-18

HER BIRTHDAY

• You remember her birthday…..0
• You buy a card and flowers…..0
• You take her out to dinner…..0
• You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar…..+1
• Okay, it is a sports bar…..-2
• And it’s all-you-can-eat night…..-3
• It’s a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and you r face is painted the colors of your favorite team ¦.-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

• Go with a pal…..0
• The pal is happily married…..+1
• The pal is single…..-7
• He drives a Ferrari…..-10
• With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED)…..-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER

• You take her to a movie…..+2
• You take her to a movie she likes…..+4
• You take her to a movie you hate…..+6
• You take her to a movie you like…..-2
• It’s called Death Cop III…..-3
• Which features Cyborgs that crush human skulls…..-9
• You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans…..-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE

• You develop a noticeable pot belly…..-15
• You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it…..+10
• You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts…..-30
• You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too.”…..-800

THE BIG QUESTION

• She asks, “Does this dress make me look fat?”
• You hesitate in responding…..-10
• You reply, “Where?”…..-35
• You reply, “No, I think it’s your ass”…..-100
• Any other response…..-20

COMMUNICATION

• When she wants to talk about a problem:
• You listen, displaying a concerned expression…..0
• You listen, for over 30 minutes…..+5
• You relate to her problem and share a similar experience…..+50
• Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying, “…well, what do you think I should do?”…..-100
• You have fallen asleep…..-200

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH

• You talk…..-100
• You don’t talk…..-150
• You spend time with her……-200
• You don’t spend time with her…..-500
• You seem to be enjoying yourself..-1000

GAME OVER. YOU LOSE.

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