A lot of non-living objects are classified as male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

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Seattle’s Fremont Bridge rises up and down more than any drawbridge in the world.

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Tooth Tunes, the musical toothbrush plays a two-minute music clip that is carried through the jawbone to the inner ear, encouraging kids to brush for the length of the song (about two minutes). Selections unfortunately do not include Vivldi, but music from the Cheetah Girls, High School Musical, and the like, but there is only song per toothbrush. The upside of that is that kids will realize immediately if they are using their sibling’s brush. Eww!

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I am surprised it is not more! I go through some coffee every day! (Hence where this site idea came from!)

Head on over and take the quiz and let me know how you did!

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Crocodiles and alligators are surprisingly fast on land. Although they are rapid, they are not agile. So, if being chased by one, run in a zigzag line to lose him or her.

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One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.

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I am running a contest that is pretty common over at digital point- offering $15 dollars and 500 EntreCard Credits for a new logo for this site. With very few entries so far I wanted to post it here to get some more entries. See the post here. Here are the details of the needed logo:

The theme that I will be using is going to be http://www.adii.co.za/testblog/
(colors to be different of course)

Soooo, I need a logo that will work in the “TestBlog - Just another WordPress weblog” space on the new template.

Colors are open, I will end up designing the template based on the winning logo.

You will also get a link to your site/portfolio/wherever in the credits at the bottom. I will also throw in 500 entrecard credits to the winner if you use entrecard!

Going for gold here, it is all open, Title of site is “Caffeine Overload” slogan can either be what is already there or something else of your choosing!

Hopefully I am being detailed enough while still letting your juices run wild!

I cant wait to see the results!

Feel free to submit your entry on the digital point forums, free to sign up and a great forum for webmasters, designers, well, anyone, they have everything!

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Caesar salad has nothing to do with any of the Caesars. It was first concocted in a bar in Tijuana, Mexico, in the 1920’s.

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Now here is a collectible worth having! Found them at ChinnyChinChin, too cool! There are several to choose from and are only 49.95. This would make a great conversation starter, certianly more cool than regular car kits!

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More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money throughout the world.

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