No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.

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I don’t even know what to say! Anyone know if this is true or a hoax? Pic found @ FunHoastr

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Just posted the entrecard on my sidebar! I am having a really good time with it, found 30 new blogs I subscribed to! I have been ’surfing’ for about 2 hours- (I’m bored!) Looking forward to visiting my drops!

Oh, by the way, CyberStreet Report is helping their readers out again by giving away massive amounts of advertising and prizes in the gargantuan contest they are holding. Stop by and seize the moment on this great opportunity.

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Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1957 - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack.

2007 - School goes into lock down, the FBI is called, Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors are called in to assist traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. They are charged with assault and both are expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won’t sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1957 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal’s office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra state funding because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s mom has an affair with the psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some Aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark shares Aspirin with the school principal out on the smoking dock.

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug violations. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Pedro fails high-school English.

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2007 - Pedro’s cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. US Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro’s English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover Independence Day firecrackers, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1957 - Ants die.

2007 - Homeland Security and the FBI are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny’s dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1957 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in federal prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.

Source: Julie of Julie’s Journal got in an email!

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Here are just two of the amazing hand painting pictures I found at That was Funny. Too see the rest, visit here. It is amazing. Who ever did these is very talented!

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Reindeer like to eat bananas.

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Redneck Grammar

Heard this on the radio the other day, had to share. It is Lake City’s anthem! (Yes, I am in a very small town!)

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a great lamp, still in concept stage can be found here.   The lamp has a bulb inside the metal "UFO" it lights up the beam down and windows of the lamp. Being frosted, it sends light evenly in all directions.

One cool add on is the add ons available, like the alien in the windows, several poses and concepts, and of course the "Abuctee" figures, one as a cow and a human that are ‘beamed up’!  The antenna serves as the on/off switch, and also has the ability to make the beam pulse!

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To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

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I am a huge fan of wallpaper and screensavers. I change mine out at least every other day! These two are my favorites so far! I think they are adorable!

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